The Great Sperm Race

44 Comments

  • #Firest ☺wow a new game :)it's looks fun, i hope that i will be in the beta ☺

    Dimatheking94— 10 Months ago

  • it's cool that your doing some educational stuff.

    BlahTeacher— 10 Months ago

  • PLZZZZZZ can i be in the beta and it sounds really cool.When is Attack 2 coming out??

    skillownz101— 10 Months ago

  • Sounds interesting.

    Runey676— 10 Months ago

  • lol

    skillownz101— 10 Months ago

  • what's so funny?

    Dimatheking94— 10 Months ago

  • I loled when I saw the eye and smile on the cell. And also... will therebe upgrades? XD "My sperm is bigger than yours!" ..."Oh yeah? Well mine have ANTI-PERSONNEL MISSILES!"

    Guy_In_Armor— 10 Months ago

  • Hey that's good an educational game. I laughed when I went on the site to see sperm. :P This will be good to teach younger kids (not too young though) .

    outofthefog— 10 Months ago

  • I WANT TO LEARN!!!!! count me in

    Mandalorian123— 10 Months ago

  • Hahahaha.....i totally lol'ed at this xDand again at the upgrade post xDthis will be fun, and if i get an email i will definitly check it out =Pthis was totally not what i expected to see here xD

    dravirdude— 10 Months ago

  • When you say that people will be notified shortly - how quickly will that be - have they been already? Will it be later today? Tomorrow? Just curious - cant wait to see it though :)

    Superblah327— 10 Months ago

  • PLZ PLZ PLZ Let me be in the beta

    nike1000000— 10 Months ago

  • Hehe. Not what I was expecting as your C4 project.

    mk0092— 10 Months ago

  • hope that I cna be in the beta. looks like agreat game, suprises me how many ideas your team has. anyway look forward to playing it. on and by the way I have completed 56% of the website.

    siborman— 10 Months ago

  • beta please! I didn't expect this to be here either

    timewarptrio— 10 Months ago

  • They said that they already picked people, so asking to be in the beta really isn't necessary.

    Runey676— 10 Months ago

  • Did Sarah design those little guys...

    ThePika— 10 Months ago

  • Does anyone have a email on it yet?

    mk0092— 10 Months ago

  • can i have the beta PLEASE

    axelot— 10 Months ago

  • No, we're working on new levels. So, we'll be sending out mails later today

    meridimus— 10 Months ago

  • working on new levels...this just get more and more funny xD

    dravirdude— 10 Months ago

  • Agreed.

    mk0092— 10 Months ago

  • XD agreed X2

    Dimatheking94— 10 Months ago

  • agreed X3

    mitch123456789— 10 Months ago

  • Sounds exciting, JTS' racing games have been great so far, this looks like it will be a nice change to the whole car-driving scenario of most racing games.

    AnarchyDom— 10 Months ago

  • Nice thought Dom. I do wonder about the visuals in the game though.....xD

    mk0092— 10 Months ago

  • 0092, I still stand by my sperm weaponry. So basically the visuals will be tiny tadpoles with giant laser cannons coming out of their sides. I seriously hope JT does the upgrades thing. xD

    Guy_In_Armor— 10 Months ago

  • xD. That would be great. We should have a version that we customize. xD

    mk0092— 10 Months ago

  • i call beta,plz

    kingofrsjr— 10 Months ago

  • i know not of this "learn" but can i be in the beta?

    Agentman— 10 Months ago

  • well the upgrade thing is a good idea...its al about that "the strongest and fastest win!"Lasors, cannons and speed boosts! i cant see where this ends!

    dravirdude— 10 Months ago

  • Ok, I want Beta, when is it going to be out?

    mk0092— 10 Months ago

  • Someone got email yet?

    Dimatheking94— 10 Months ago

  • You said you've already selected participants, so I guess there's no point in asking to be in it.

    AnarchyDom— 10 Months ago

  • Yeah..but you don't know if you have been chosen or not..

    Dimatheking94— 10 Months ago

  • Me no email. He may have told the email-ees to shut up about it.

    mk0092— 10 Months ago

  • Yeah, true. Or maybe you're an email-ee and you're trying to convince us you're not! The Great Sperm Race conspiracies begin!

    AnarchyDom— 10 Months ago

  • We decided to launch the beta tomorrow instead since we're already delivering a build to C4

    meridimus— 10 Months ago

  • Thanks for the update. Its really matters to me down in my cold-blooded Combine Sniper murdering heart.

    mk0092— 10 Months ago

  • thanks for telling us ;) can you make a pos on the forums when its out? so we dont have to check our mail all the time.btw, when you get an invite for a beta, will it automaticly show up at the betas your in (when you press the star) or will you have to "confirm" it at the mail itself?

    dravirdude— 9 Months ago

  • I think it will be automatically show up

    Dimatheking94— 9 Months ago

  • sweet am i in the beta?

    toobatee— 9 Months ago

  • can i have the beta

    axelot— 9 Months ago

  • could i have a beta please.

    siborman— 9 Months ago

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