Christmas Giveaway

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  • i don't understand wht you mean in leave what game!!

    avillaran— 1 Year ago

  • I don't know if you mean what game you played on JohnnyTwoShoes.com, or which video game you want... If you mean tell what game you would like, i'd like Need for Speed for the 360. i don't really know what you mean by something funny/interesting, but JohnnyTwoShoes is my favorite game maker and site.

    ajtheman24— 1 Year ago

  • I have some interesting for you.This happened on 26th of November.It was a sunny day.The bell ringed and school was over and i was going home when i saw my best girl friend crying.Then i saw some guy trying to hit her.Then i threw everything on the ground and ran like lighting.I didn't made it she went K.O.She fell on the ground.I was on my knees by her side and started crying.I was so angry and with no reason it started raining.I stood up and said:I said it once in the past if you make her cry i would kill you.Then jumped over her and then the real fight started.I started running and hit him in the stomach.I jumped in the air and hit him in the face with my foot.After i deafeted him i carried her home.When i arrived at her home.I opened the door and placed her on her couch.Then i said to her brother to get a wet towel.I waited until she woke up.She was Thankful and she will never forget that....This is my Interesting Story

    nike1000000— 1 Year ago

  • one time i was on a bike ride with my friend to the nearby canal (like a river/stream but with concrete walls) and when we got there it was full with running water, my friend tried to jump over but fell in. so i tried to help pull him out but i fell in too. untill we pulled ourselves out and went home. true story.

    goru36— 1 Year ago

  • this happend yester day when i was out for my daily bike bike ride ther was another kid riding his.he rode infront of me so i triped and face planted on the grass thank fully then as he was riding by laughing i kicked him off his seat after that he punched me in neck then i broke his arm and he found sum way to break mine. TRUE STORY

    Hue175— 1 Year ago

  • Sadly for me, I dont have a 360 or PS3. My computer is so outdated that they wouldnt work on my computer either. lol. :P

    mk0092— 1 Year ago

  • My ex-girlfriend set my christmas tree on fire with a bit of liquid parfume and a bruning candle to get "a lovely athmosphere". By the way, that's not the only reason why I left her.

    vareside— 1 Year ago

  • Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?A: Frostbite :PNeed for Speed: Undercover for 360 is my christmas wish from JTS :DIn Soviet Russia, Gift give YOU!

    SyBerWoLff— 1 Year ago

  • I have the same story as mk0092.

    towcheez2000— 1 Year ago

  • I just realised these games will be useless unless you have a PAL system. Since we're in the UK, I'll have to come up with some other goodie for non PAL region people.The games are still open for players who have PAL systems.

    meridimus— 1 Year ago

  • Hmmm, well the game i really want is Fable 2. It looks awesome and im not going to play it just for the "sexual content" as it says on the back lol!

    lyonslink602— 1 Year ago

  • Dear Santa : this year I wish for need for speed undercover to accompany my newly fresh arrived PS3!!! P.S.: Don't dip your beard in milk and cookies this year! :P

    jacksonas— 1 Year ago

  • @nike1000000Since you mention school I feel the need to point out that it should read "The bell RUNG" and you forgot to capitalized almost every "I" in your story, and you use "then" a lot. Learn some new sequencing words and put a space after every period.Merry Christmas :D

    SyBerWoLff— 1 Year ago

  • NFS: Undercover is a great game! I've got it for PS2 and I can only imagine how beautiful it looks on a PS3 or Xbox 360.My Porsche Carrera GT is pretty sweet looking. :)

    thumbwar23— 1 Year ago

  • Haha, in soviet russia, road fork you...Undercover ;)

    projectfinale— 1 Year ago

  • Something interesting? Today is Jesus birthday!

    NOMADE— 1 Year ago

  • If u wanna here something interesting here's a story:Ok I really like did girl I'm txtn here and she thinks I'm someone else and I share a memory and she figures out it's me and she just says "I thought u were someone else maybe I'll like u in some onther life hahaha bye!"

    ianV16— 1 Year ago

  • Im still going to enter for the fun of it.My uncle told my cousion that he needed to lose some weight. My cousin asked how he would do that. My uncle said that he would go cold turkey and stop eating potato chips. My cousin said, Wouldn't you get fat off of the cold turkey?Happy Holidays!

    mk0092— 1 Year ago

  • i actually just got my XBOX 360, but my family couldnt afford anyother games but the ones it came with so i would love to get Undercover-nick

    NickT— 1 Year ago

  • Yeah I Got an electric guitar.

    toobatee— 1 Year ago

  • Aww I'd love those games - just got a 360 yesterday for Christmas with no games!!I'll tell you one of my best jokes, its a bit of a story though so be prepared for a brief read...Right,Three nuns walk into a chapel to make confessions to a vicar, two of which are crying their eyes out, the third in absolute hysterics.The vicar calls the first nun into a smal booth for confession; she states how she knicked off with a car the other week! The vicar is in deep shock, but tells the woman that God will forgive her under the condition that she drinks from the holy water at the back of the chapel.The second nun follows; turns out she murdered one of her fellow nuns a couple of days ago! Understandably, the vicar couldn't believe his ears, however according to his religion God will always be prepared to forgive those who have sinned. For this reason the vicar instructs the nun out of respect to drink a considerable amount of the remaining holy water - she does so obediently.And finally the third nun makes her appearance in the vicar's confession booth, just managing to wipe away the worst of her tears of laughter. The vicar asks "what are you laughing about?", still in shock after the previous two confessions. The nun simply answers, "I peed in the holy water!"Hope you like it (enough for the games anyway!)John - ravingmadham

    ravingmadham— 1 Year ago

  • i will tell a joke,sorry i dont speak english very wellone day 2 boys went to the ski station.they search their monitor.they say to a person who work at the ski station said Where the monitor Micheal. and the person said There three micheal here. one of the boys said He have two asshole. and the person said How do you know that? And one of the boys said Because one day, somebody said to him.It is O.K. with youre two asshole?if I win I want smackdown on the xbox360.johnnytwoshoes rules!!

    willychief— 1 Year ago

  • I want need for speed undercover.Okay, here goes,A concerned husband went to the doctor to talk about his wife. He said to the doctor, "I think my wife is deaf because she never hears me the first time and always asks me to repeat things." "Well," the doctor replied, "go home tonight, stand about 15 feet from her, and say something. If she doesn't reply, move 5 feet closer and say it again. Keep doing this until we get an idea about the severity of her deafness."The husband went home and did exactly as the doctor had instructed. He started off 15 feet from his wife in the kitchen as she was chopping some vegetables.He said, "Honey, what's for dinner?" He heard no response. He moved 5 feet closer and asked again. No reply. He moved 5 feet closer. Still no reply. He finally got fed up and moved right behind her, about an inch away, and asked again, "Honey, what's for dinner?" She replied, "For the fourth time, vegetable stew!"

    alan_G_1995— 1 Year ago

  • I need to know which of you have PAL consoles instead of NTSC because the games we have are made for the European market.You need to be in one of these blue areas http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:PAL-NTSC-SECAM.svg

    meridimus— 1 Year ago

  • People post faster when they can win something lol

    LoneWolf— 1 Year ago

  • Haha, I've got NTSC.

    SyBerWoLff— 1 Year ago

  • me its NTSC

    willychief— 1 Year ago

  • Has anyone got PAL?

    meridimus— 1 Year ago

  • I think im really overtime but i want to tell this story (writing from an ipod so im going to have many mistakes and im going to do thos with the "spanglish" mode, i dont know a lot of words in english)Here it goes, TRUE STORY its of my dogYou may wont believe this but my dog is SUPER CANHe has fell from my roof three times(5 meters) and he has survived!!!! He just lose 1 tooth1st fall: it was a normal day in the night it was time to feed my dog he was "ladrando"(xD spanglish) so he wasnt obeying, he ate really fast and he started to "ladrar" again (he likes to "ladrar"in the border of the roof) but then he stoped and something sounded"BOOM!" my dog wasnt around there anymore so i "asomarme" and he was there in the street crying, so i quuckly went donwstairs and to the street he enyered the house "temblando",in fact he peed because of the fear, i was thinking we would die but in the next day he was fine2nd time:I didnt know what happened exactly causebi was in school, but my father told me that he jumped off the roof to some cables, then he fell in a car parked in the street and when he went out of the house the dog was wainting infront the door, he entered and went upstairs to the roof again he was conpletely out of injuries!!!!!3rd timeI was in my room playing guitar when i see something that passed infront of my window (of course it was my dog falling again) i (me asome) trough the window and he wasnt there and when i opened the door and he entered running i just checked it and he was clompetely fine again This is what i really call endurance,he is the SUPER-CAN

    Speedy— 1 Year ago

  • Im in the NTSC zone, but I dont have a 360 or PS3 (sigh)

    mk0092— 1 Year ago

  • It seems that most of the people here lives in The NTSC zone (including me) now to win you only have to say "i live in europe and i own a PAL console" xD bad luck from living in America :(

    Speedy— 1 Year ago

  • why you dont send the game in america?

    willychief— 1 Year ago

  • The games they have are formatted for Europe, not for America.

    mk0092— 1 Year ago

  • I don't understand how it matters, isn't it the console that determines if it's PAL or NTSC, not the game, The console reads the game and sends the display data to the display hardware... as long as the console sends the data in the correct format the game disc shouldn't matter.. just my no-knowledge analysis.Also, any way to set Xbox's or PS3s to region code 255 like DVD players? XDin the future you should totally do e-gift cards XD

    SyBerWoLff— 1 Year ago

  • mines NTSC

    alan_G_1995— 1 Year ago

  • need for speed wait is it the 27th?anyways nice using merry christmas.

    airsofter34— 1 Year ago

  • Sorry I didnt specify which game, sounds a bit greedy! Need For Speed Undercover would be greatMy Xbox 360 is PAL

    ravingmadham— 1 Year ago

  • lol i know a few jokes but they`re kinda weirdokay, heres a joke, a drunk man just left the bar and was walking down the street untill he came to a nun at the bus stop, he started attacking her and yelled" i`ve got you now batman!!". the end lol p.s. sorry if i offended anyone.

    goru36— 1 Year ago

  • heheThree men walked into a bar, the fourth man ducked.mk0092

    mk0092— 1 Year ago

  • Perhaps if you can't find any brits here you can donate them to charity or something, anyways:On the night of a big football (American) game the cops are in full force to keep the crowd from rioting after the game, about an hour after the game ended the streets are clearing up and one of the cops notices an old lady walking down the street with two black trashbags full of something. The cop walks up to the old lady and asks her whats in the bags. The lady points to the bag on her left and explains, "I live near the stadium so drunk idiots always come by my house on game nights and try to pee through the fence into my garden, tonight I got out my sheers and anyone who tried to pee in my garden had to pay me 5 bucks to keep their thingy, I got a lot of 5 dollar bills." "That's mildly creepy," the cop whispered under his voice, "what's in the other bag." The old lady replied, "Not everyone paid."

    DarknessFalls— 1 Year ago

  • Ok I entered farther up but I jst got undercover so don't give me it

    ianV16— 1 Year ago

  • Comment #42!!!!

    SyBerWoLff— 1 Year ago

  • Dear Santa,As you already know I have been very good the whole year!for new year's day I would like you to bring me a laptop,a gps,a car for the gps,a limitless credit card for ebay, a house to store my e-buys and an all-you-can-eat coupon for the local sushi store!!!and world peace! ;)

    jacksonas— 1 Year ago

  • In a qualifing match for the 2010 Olympics for women's ice kockey, Slovakia defeated Bulgaria 82-0. In all fairness, the Bulgarians did pull their goalie kinda early.From Sports Illustrated US, December 29, 2008 Issuemk0092

    mk0092— 1 Year ago

  • RavingMadHam winsWe loved all your jokes, next time we'll make sure we have both NTSC and PAL copies of the game.Speedy, your dog is insane.Jacksonas, try out smackdown for the PS3.

    meridimus— 1 Year ago

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